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Is it wrong that i need this at my wedding?

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lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

#people#this dispels like fifty stereotypes and I love it

llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

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all-hail-bill-nye:

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jennytrout:

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magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

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y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

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bahtmun:

We’ve got to be able to defend ourselves.

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I'm bored. Send me a Tarot Card

  • The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.
  • The Magician: Do you have a special talent?
  • The High Priestess: Are you good at keeping secrets?
  • The Empress: What do you desire most?
  • The Emperor: Do you have any family traditions?
  • The Hierophant: What is/was your favourite school subject?
  • The Lovers: What qualities would your ideal partner have?
  • The Chariot: Have you ever had to fight for something?
  • Strength: What gives you strength?
  • The Hermit: Could you cope with living alone?
  • Wheel of Fortune: If you won a million pounds, what would you do with it?
  • Justice: If you could be a super hero (or villain) what would you call yourself and what powers would you have?
  • The Hanged Man: Would you sacrifice your own life to save someone else's?
  • Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be?
  • Temperance: Do you have good self control?
  • The Devil: What do you think your worst quality is?
  • The Tower: Describe your dream home.
  • The Star: What inspires you?
  • The Moon: Describe a dream (or nightmare) you've had recently.
  • The Sun: Describe a childhood memory.
  • Judgement: Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of?
  • The World: What country would you most like to visit?

tevlek:

Bette Midler, baby!

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haydenrodgers:

thegreatestpracticaljoke:

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you don’t understand how big a burn that is

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yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

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the-way-im-feeling:

Well done, DreamWorks, well done…

HTTYD parallels ©

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Are you trying to tell me that you think that I am Anastasia ? - Anastasia (1997)

(Source: animation-picspam, via dreamberks)